Don't mess with a Filipino

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is
enjoying a hearty breakfast “ coffee,
croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.

When an American, chewing gum, sits
next to him and starts an unwanted
conversation..

American: You Filipinos eat the whole
bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: ( Blowing bubbles with his
gum) We don't. In the States we only
eat what's inside. The crust we collect
in a container, recycle, rebake them
into croissants and sell them to the
Philippines .

American: Do ya eat jam with bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his
gum between his teeth) We don't. In the
States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put
all the peels, seeds and leftovers into
containers, recycle them into jam and
sell it to the Philippines .

Filipino : Do you have sex in America ?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the
condoms?

American: We throw them, of
course!

Filipino : We don't. In the
Philippines , we put them into
containers, recycle them, melt them
down into chewing gums and sell it to
America .